Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007

Baylor University

I live by homeless vagrants, whom I turn my nose up to. I look just like everyone else at my school. The NoZe Brothers are the coolest thing since khakis and sandals. I have a leather Abercrombie and Fitch Bible cover. I have an Abercrombie and Fitch everything. I can coordinate outfits and ensembles better than anyone in my upscale apartment complex. I have a radar that lets me know where the closest ATM is. If I can't find one it's okay. I have ten credit cards all of which are billed to my parents. My town is so conservative that anyone who kisses on the mouth before three years of marriage is drug through the center of town, stoned, and hung to death. I like me. I should be an underwear model. I worked my butt off in high school to get in here and am fully paying for my expensive education with scholarships, or else my Mommy and Daddy went here and they're paying for it all and I only got in because they both made some calls. We're the oldest institution of higher learning in the state, yet we've always sucked at football. Its ok, we're just paying our way to be in the Big 12. The only teams that win anything are the baseball team and women's basketball but even that's a little too dyke-ish for the rest of the Baptist General Convention. We tell our parents we go to church on Sunday mornings, but really we all get up, get dressed and go to IHOP. Our veins are pumped of Dr. Pepper and we're always wearing a school shirt that some frat or club or dance or 11 o'clock MWF class made. And mandatory Chapel? What is this, communism? It's ok though I guess; I only came here to find a spouse; however it's harder than I thought with the visitation hours being 1 pm to 6 pm every day, so I just date one hall at a time. I go to Baylor, where a silver Accord is actually considered the nicest car driven by a faculty member and the ghetto-est car driven by a student. I am a Bear.

I wanted to be a frat star so I joined Baylor University.

by BaylorGuy January 11, 2009

Mary-Hardin Baylor

The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.

HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

bailó bertha

mexican euphemism for 'valió verga' (it's all fucked up), emphasizing that there is no hope.

- omg , that rottweiler is loose again.
- Ya bailó bertha.

by perrro June 1, 2010

bailopan

A Science-Fiction character whose tale goes from youth to death.

Pronunciation below is incorrect. It is bye-LOW-pahn.

by Dave "BAILOPAN" A. August 13, 2003

ballorexia

Having a large fasination with bouncy balls.

"Have you seen that kid with 50 balls? He has ballorexia for sure."

by Ayesha Cave November 26, 2007

bailer

a bailer is either someone who shows up late doeesn t show up or finds it necessary to leave the event for a bullshit reason a good amount of the time cause or girlfreind whose gripping his balls to hard

Oh like person X says i ll show up and they arrive 2 hours late or like yah i ll come but 5 min before there like wait i can t my girlfriends vagina itches and i need to scratch it all night thats a bailer

by shittystatements February 26, 2009