dick bag

when someone makes you so angry that when you look at them they seem to resemble a large scrotam

1. that fucker tripped me! what a dick bag!

2. this kid i know named kyle...

by God of Thunder June 23, 2004

dick bag

A tote in which you use to transport and carry dick.

Ashton Kutcher is a dick bag.

by Alanfuckin'T! December 24, 2008

dick bag

1) A shopping bag or some other type of bag that is being used improperly as a prophylactic.
2) A derogatory term refering to cheap and/or promiscuous person or anyone else who exhibits dick bag like qualities.

Daughter: Daddy, can I go out to the movies tonight?
Father : Not dressed like that, you can't. You look like a fuckin dick bag.

by craftonite July 30, 2006

Dick Bag

Vagina

The only redeeming quality in Kathy is her dick bag.

by Brown Hammer July 20, 2009

dick bag

a bag containing dicks, penis, cock, wang, wanker, and/or slongs

jerry: what do you think that homeless guy is carrying?
bonnie: probably a dick bag
jerry: it must be heavy

by the homeless guy August 23, 2006

GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

1) A exclamation used when someone does or says something so idiotic that they deserve to consume an entire sack of mens's penises.

2) The appropriate response when someone's logic and reasoning are so flawless that any other response would seem foolish.
3) What to say when someone says something that in any way displeases you and you want them to know how much you hate them.

1) Dipshit: ERRR, look at me! I got recon! Im so fucking cool and shit!
Regular guy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

2) Guy1: You sir, are a fucking useless, insufferable, and backstabbing piece of shit.
Guy2: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

3) Smart kid: Hey Billy, what did you get on the math test?
Billy: I failed
Smart kid: Well, i got an A+
Billy: GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

by The Leedale March 7, 2009

dick bag

Dick Bag or DickBag.

A big bag of throbbing penes. Offensive term.

Patrick is one of the biggest dick bags that I have ever met.

by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 26, 2006