Backside Blackbeard

A word used to describe ones hairy ass hole
guy 1:Omg that dude has a large supply of hair on his ass!!!!
guy2: yeah he has a Backside Blackbeard.
by whodawoman June 7, 2011
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Backside Clapping

Backside Clapping - polite euphemism for that rhythmic phenomenon that happens during intimate moments; while making love with one's own lady!
After forgetting their anniversary, Dave tried to make it up by suggesting some enthusiastic backside clapping, but his wife just rolled her eyes and handed him a honey do list.

At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"

When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"

When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.

Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
by exit21 August 11, 2025
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backsider

Someone who takes selfies with the backside of their camera, specifically iPhone users.
Did you see Cam take a picture with the back of her phone?
Yeah, she's a backsider!
by kaelin92 November 15, 2014
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backside liquidity

An office safe term for the squrts, the shits, diarrhea, the runs, etc...
Roger's in a private meeting to discuss backside liquidity.
by channelmanic March 30, 2023
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Backside glancer

A person who loves to magnify their view of peoples backsides.
Damn John really enjoys being a backside glancer.
by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020
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Points on the backside

That band manager is getting lots of points on the backside from his band members.
by Skeazy Band Manager April 16, 2010
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backside shuv it

cayman used gay sex or BACKSIDE SHUV IT on a gurl someone
by Keiran Mason March 18, 2023
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