I mean, I mean --- babySITTER. Yeah... righhhhht. :P
Okay, okay --- if you insist, it means a "hot young juicy/curvy thing" who supposedly just goes to people's homes to watch kids in their parents' absence, but who in reality partakes of da assorted "sinful delights" of finding out what da household's wife/girlfriend gets to experience --- i.e., "making babies" by "sitting" on da lap of da daddy of da house --- i.e., riding him reverse-cowgirl-style --- whenever he sneaks back home to gleefully sample said "forbidden fresh fruit" while his significant other is otherwise occupied for a sufficient period of time.
Okay, okay --- if you insist, it means a "hot young juicy/curvy thing" who supposedly just goes to people's homes to watch kids in their parents' absence, but who in reality partakes of da assorted "sinful delights" of finding out what da household's wife/girlfriend gets to experience --- i.e., "making babies" by "sitting" on da lap of da daddy of da house --- i.e., riding him reverse-cowgirl-style --- whenever he sneaks back home to gleefully sample said "forbidden fresh fruit" while his significant other is otherwise occupied for a sufficient period of time.
Hiring a babysinner may indeed be great for "getting some on da side" --- i.e., being permitted access to a second delectable vagina besides da one dat you'd previously dallied wif and consequently knocked up your children's mama --- but you might then hafta shell out even more funds for a "second-generation babysitter" --- i.e., someone to watch da offspring of da "original" paying-her-way-through-college hottie --- if you end up getting HER pregnant, as well.
by QuacksO March 1, 2025
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the act of holding your blunt for an extended period of time without taking a hit from it, or hogging the blunt during a rotation with your smoke circle.
I was babysitting my blunt for a while before my next hit.
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"yo pass that, you been babysitting it for minutes" "oh my fault, my fault"
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by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022
Get the mexican babysitting mug.If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.
There are only a few exceptions to this rule:
- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first
- if the wife disagrees with the decision
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
There are only a few exceptions to this rule:
- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first
- if the wife disagrees with the decision
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting”
Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”
Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”
Brian - “Yes Love”
Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”
Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”
Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”
Brian - “Yes Love”
Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”
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