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bulldog-phobic

phobia to the elite of the ugliest and stupidest jack ass guys in america. these dbags have no emotion in their steroid-filled bodies watsoever. although all-mighty athletic stars, they have more balls in their mouths than in the pockets of their lax sticks. AKA:the boys of STA

* although few, their are some boys at sta that don't match this descriptions. gud luck finding one...it's like finding the guy in the "wheres waldo" books
a boy with:
acne
moobs
buzz-cut

that has:
no emotion
or feelings
or love

and is:
a playa
a dbag

....lets face it: a dick

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these kinds of boys are all bulldog-phobic
by stah8er January 13, 2009
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Bulldog Cheeks

"Swivel down on my bulldog cheeks."
by kickinthatass October 17, 2004
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bulldog sniffer

A perverted freak that keeps callin me.
A dumb person named bulldog sniffer is callin me. Like 1 million times. Definitely a pervert.
by Old man Jenkins 162839 January 7, 2017
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Bulldog Piss Nettle

In refeference to an ugly person. Their face is said to look like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle. For short hand the words BPN may be referred to.
For example "Hey that girl is hideous."
"Yer what a BPN(Bulldog Piss Nettle)!"
by Jimmy Woods January 22, 2006
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bulldog eating yoghurt

The after-effects of pulling out too early during the sensual act of lovemaking.....
Yeah, Shazza made me pull out early and her snooch ended up looking like a bulldog eating yoghurt!
by Sir Fabsalot July 22, 2004
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Bulldog Fuck

When a fat dude fucks the shit out of some girl from behind. AKA the way the fat guys keep the good-looking chicks.
"I bet that chick was flushed in her cheeks because that dude bulldog fucked her last night."
by Bulldog2009 October 4, 2009
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bulldog broadband

A staggeringly incompetent, chaotic British company. They supply broadband internet connections and phone lines using ADSL. They are famed throughout the UK for making spurious claims about 8Mbit/s bandwidth capability; service provision times; ease of billing; accessibility and efficiency of staff.
Bulldog was a small company that was growing slowly and doing well but then Cable and Wireless bought them out and did what C&W have done for years: spend a lot on marketing and too little on planning, anticipation of demand, engineering, and call centre resources to mop up the mess they were about to make. The result is thousands of dissatisfied customers who feel ripped-off.
Happy mug: Hey, this salesman said I could get 8 meg broadband and a cheap calls package installed with only 10 minutes of down time.
Sad mug: Read what the web forums say about Bulldog Broadband - do it now before they ruin your connectivity. The install is likely to be late; leave you with no calls for several days; you won't be able to get assistance; you will be fobbed off with muddled nonsense; the billing may be messed up and often inaccessible.
Happy mug: So you think I should look elsewhere for a broadband supplier and that 8 meg from bulldog feels like 2 meg from anyone else?
Sad mug: Yes, I do think that. I am entitled to express my opinion, aren't I?
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