Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences

Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours

by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022

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Alicia briggs

Alicia briggs is a woman who is strong but is unaware of how strong she really is she is a loving and caring person and some May say her hearts to big she is lively and unique in her very own way but when you fuck with her to see a different side that can make you regret everything you ever done alicia can be the meanest person but if you give her a bottle of vodka and a fat joint she will love ye forever alicia is an attractive person who usually underestimated how nice she can be

You could say your an alicia briggs

by Miss mayze haze January 3, 2020

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benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022

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