A Shard Breakup

A breakup in which one person doesn’t give a shit and the other is devastated, must occur within 2 months of ‘dating’

Bro, I’ve just had a shard breakup, she left me a 10 minute long voice note, I’ve only been seeing her a few weeks.

by Big lover 2023 January 26, 2023

breakup hot

When you break up with your boyfriend and are so depressed you don’t eat for weeks, then lose weight. Suddenly you realize you’re looking better, which motivates you to start taking care of yourself. New clothes, new haircut, new body...and much hotter than when that loser broke I with you! His loss.

“I heard ugly Angie broke up with Nate last month. You should see her now, man...she’s breakup hot!”

by Graff237 January 14, 2018

Breakup Buddy

Also spelled “Break Up Buddy” or “Break-Up Buddy”. It is a fictional character created by Will McDaniel on YouTube.

I loved that Will McDaniel video called Breakup Buddy!

by HorrorWriterInProgress July 28, 2022

Non-Breakup

The emotional process of getting over a person one never dated after accepting the fact they have no chance.

"I'm going through a rough non-breakup... I finally realized Tim will never go out with me."

by Toys"F"Us June 27, 2016

Breakup Virginity

The first time you have had sex with someone else after a break up (virgin or not).

I lost my breakup virginity last night after the clubs... I hadn’t had sex since my ex

by Shishigoose May 24, 2021

breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020

destination breakup

The opposite of a destination wedding; when two people in a relationship go on a trip as a couple and unexpectedly return home unattached.

Person 1: "Heather's in Florida with Joe, but I saw she changed her relationship status to 'single.'"
Person 2: "Yeah, it turned out to be a destination breakup."

by PHL_Lexicographer October 1, 2018