Breakup Sex

When the relationship with your partner has just ended, but you have sex one last time before you say goodbye.

Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry your wife but your wife didn't make it through surgery
Joe: Oh my God! What am I going to do?
Doctor: Would you like to see her and have Breakup Sex before we move her to the morgue?
Joe: I suppose for ole times sake why not

by Ambiguousgenitals November 4, 2021

breakup hot

When you break up with your boyfriend and are so depressed you don’t eat for weeks, then lose weight. Suddenly you realize you’re looking better, which motivates you to start taking care of yourself. New clothes, new haircut, new body...and much hotter than when that loser broke I with you! His loss.

“I heard ugly Angie broke up with Nate last month. You should see her now, man...she’s breakup hot!”

by Graff237 January 14, 2018

Non-Breakup

The emotional process of getting over a person one never dated after accepting the fact they have no chance.

"I'm going through a rough non-breakup... I finally realized Tim will never go out with me."

by Toys"F"Us June 27, 2016

Breakup Buddy

Also spelled “Break Up Buddy” or “Break-Up Buddy”. It is a fictional character created by Will McDaniel on YouTube.

I loved that Will McDaniel video called Breakup Buddy!

by HorrorWriterInProgress July 28, 2022

Breakup Virginity

The first time you have had sex with someone else after a break up (virgin or not).

I lost my breakup virginity last night after the clubs... I hadn’t had sex since my ex

by Shishigoose May 24, 2021

breakup seed

when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way

She planted the breakup seed last New Year's, and we were done five months later.

by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020

Breakup AIDS

Breakup-AIDS, noun.

Describing the process or symptoms of a crass weight loss after a breakup of a romantic relationship.

Under certain circumstances during or after a breakup, due to depression or otherwise missing motivation, an individual will eat far less than usual.

Hence the individual – often in a very short period of time – will visibly lose weight, which in turn will make outside people suspect the individual is infected with AIDS or a similar, life threatening disease, that is usually known to let people lose weight drastically.

Jennifer broke up with James.
James has lost a lot of weight. He looks like bones and skull... seems like he's got Breakup AIDS.

by Justlettinuknowaboutthis June 2, 2016