blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.

Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.

by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010

Slow Blinker

Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.

What do you think of the new guy?

I don’t think he’s going to make it. He’s a bit of a slow blinker

by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022

Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.

Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on

by ArrV April 1, 2011

Blinker Slinger

When two cars coming in opposite directions and both signal for the same parking spot.

"I beat him on the blinker slinger back there. It was totally my parking spot. I'm a quick draw blinker slinger."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

blinker day

you have to hit a blinker (on dab pen) on July 2nd

“Yoo man its blinker day! You gotta hit a blinker on the cart bro!”

by wizguy20 June 30, 2023

blinker beat

Fastest jerk off ever; beating off so fast, by the time you blink, it's over.

Dude, i just need a blinker beat.

by surf_princss March 4, 2011

blinker fluid

The liquid in one's vehicle which causes the turn signals to activate. When one's blinker fluid is empty, the result is the inability to use one's turn signals.

Joe: Damn! I almost hit that SUV that just turned into my lane!
Tom: She's just out of blinker fluid.
Joe: Oh, that explains it.

by t_spread April 17, 2006