buffing the happy lamp

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

by The nige August 1, 2006

Buffington

Buffington (buh-fing-tunn) — adj.
1. The need to let everyone know how large you are despite it being truthful or not.

2. Something extremely massive in size almost to mythical proportions. Buffingtonesque.

Example: The midget's tale about how he dunked the basketball was extremely buffington.

Example: The Kracken dwarfed the island with it's Buffingtonesque girth.

by Scholarly Review Board May 27, 2012

Buffing

Your doing the most....your wildin ..or having no chill

Tory been buffing lately...

Bro your girl is really buffing dude

by October finest September 4, 2018

bluffin' with my muffin

faking orgasm

my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin

by professor michael August 18, 2010

Bluffin McMuffin

it when someone says there gonna do some thing and they dont do it

David want to fuck and Cierra says she does but doesnt want to at the end of the day so David calls her a bluffin McMuffin

by D -n- C June 7, 2009

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just flipping the finger at someone, buffing the finger is am ostentatious and elaborate gesture of polishing up the middle finger finger as and intro to the offensive gesture itself. The add elan and flair, why not include a quip such as "Can you see your face in that?".

I saw her buffing the finger and quickly polished up my response.

by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011

Buffing agent

Buffing agent -Substances cut into cocaine to make amount larger with cheaper substance.

Baking Soda was used as a buffing agent in cocaine. Lactose is commonly usee to cut cocaine with.

by Xboxlive_paradigm erra March 5, 2017