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Rusty Bidet

When a girl squirts while on her period.
Dude, "that girl totally trashed my sheets last night, with a rusty bidet ."
by ADPD November 27, 2015
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Louisiana bidet

When you are on the toilet taking a dump, and a turd falls out and splashes piss water all over your anus.
After a long night at the bar, Mark went into it's restroom and was splashed by the Louisiana bidet.
by Batty_883 January 23, 2015
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Full Body Bidet

Post-defecation shower utilized to bring back the "full body clean" feeling desired by all.

Occasionally wiping just won't cut it and leaves people feeling dirty. Rather than plugging away, clogging the toilet with TP and chafing your arse, just jump in the shower.
While serving aboard the USS Oklahoma City (SSN 723) and standing ERLL watch, I had to drop a deuce in a bucket.

Once my defecation was complete, I disposed of the deuce in the aft sump and made Rappy pump it to the bilge collection tank. That really stunk up the engine room!

After watch was over, I felt dirty. Suddenly I realized that I should take a Full Body Bidet to restore my desired "Full Body Clean" feeling.
by MeEnergia March 2, 2010
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Piss Bidet

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.
I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.
by DanDut May 30, 2008
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Devils Bidet

When you are taking a shit and the water splashes back at your brown eye with the aim of a heat seeking missile.
John had to go home and shower after his morning dump turned into a devils bidet.
by Dunak November 26, 2013
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Nantucket Bidet

When you're on a boat using the bathroom, and the waves are so fierce that the water from the toilet comes up and gets in your butthole.
God, the seas were so rough this morning that I got a Nantucket Bidet on the way to Figawi.
by CLarry2 May 25, 2017
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Dirty Bidet

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.
Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!
by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011
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