booty barista

That one barista you wanna fuck al night long

" Damn, I'd lean that booty barista over a table and take him (or her) right here in the cafe..."

by bootycashierbarista March 14, 2017

Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Barista bitch

A person who hangs out with the barista but dosen't work at the coffee shop.

Today, during my shift at the coffee shop, my friend Simon was my barista bitch.

by Bibiche27 January 11, 2024

Barista fettuccini

A girl who works at an Itallian bar.

I need a Peroni. Where is the barista fettuccini?

by Arthur Pennington January 2, 2012

Barista Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling any sensible human experiences when they don’t know whether or not the person they are talking to is hitting on them. Similar to the stereotype of coffee shop baristas, barista syndrome can apply to anyone.

Person 1: Hey man, what’s wrong?

Person 2: I don’t know man, I’m getting mad barista syndrome from that girl at the bar.

by Intercom Radio February 6, 2022

Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025

barista lyfe

noun.

A phrase intended for humor - often exchanged between coworkers in the coffee industry - to set apart life experiences and attribute the occupation as the cause of said happenings.

"Last night- I got home. Drank one beer. Ate two cookies. Passed out before 7:30pm. (Because we have to wake up so damn early). Barista lyfe."

"You realize if we had to pay for all the caffeine we drink it'd be at least 150 bucks a day, right?" "hahaha!, yeah, barista lyfe."

Four espresso shots are simultaneously pouring. The grinder is running for two more. One drink is getting pretty with latte art. Flavors are flying into cups everywhere. Everything is perfectly coming together. And suddenly you realize your brain has no idea what drink your hands are making. So you shout, "There's a... er... something. It's tasty! At the bar!" Barista Lyfe.

by starjet November 4, 2013