Bald Syo

Bald Syo is an unstoppable demon who will eat your toes and kneecaps.

“You better take that back or I’m sending Bald Syo to your house.”

by Ac_mikazekun April 24, 2019

Bald Moment

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Zach had a bald moment when he kicked Chuck Norris's ass. Zach had a bald moment when he solved world hunger.

by Oracle of all oracles April 15, 2010

bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Bald Beej

A blowjob from a bald woman

Kristy shaved her head in high school. Dennis really enjoyed the feeling of her shaved scalp while she gave him a bald beej.

by Dogger Dude October 10, 2019

bald asshole

An asshole who just happens to be bald.

Larry David, the king of bald assholes.

by larrydavid July 21, 2006

bald freddy

An absolutely terrifying rendition of Freddy Carter that pops up on my bookstagram feed every once and a while to remind me that, try as I might, I can never escape the hellscape that is this picture and the cult behind it.

I was tapping through my Instagram stories and saw a picture of bald freddy. My day was henceforth ruined and all my organs stopped working immediately.

by librarygremlin July 8, 2021

Bald Wraith

Usually associated with Apex Legends. Bald Wraith is a catch all term for any TryHard Wraith player.

Every time I solo queue, the champion always seems to be a bald Wraith with a diamond badge, a 4K damage badge, and a 20 kill badge.

by L1M1TL3SS RANG3 October 28, 2020