Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
by jmspaesq January 15, 2011
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girl: haha im a sag im smart and your dumb
me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?
me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?
by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023
Get the astrology mug.Basically Alpha, Sigma, Beta for woman. It's all fake. If you think that your "Sign" applies to you, that's because the description for all of them is stuff you already thought about yourself. Trust me, you think your a sagitarius, but you would think that you were every sign no matter what you actually were like. Stars have nothing to do with a persons personality, and neither does birth month. Please tell how the fact that I was born in January and the stars look like a fuking cat or whatever, makes me a different person than I would be
Uneducated hippie: Oh my gosh, your such a cancer
Smart person, hopefully you: Fuck you sally, Astrology is fake
Smart person, hopefully you: Fuck you sally, Astrology is fake
by Henry Penna September 30, 2023
Get the Astrology mug.One of the things people are skeptical about with astrology is hearing about things like a rat standing on the back of an ox while playing a flute to win a race. Though some scientist asshole with too much time on his/her hands would likely try and train a rat to play a flute, just to prove it wasn't impossible, to be an asshole, or for who knows what military purpose they might try and get a scientist to do something like that the reality is a guy working in the sewer isn't going to come across a rat playing a flute every day. If rats were really such winners, why would they spend so much of their time in the sewer in the first place?
Astrology seems like another thing people created to categorize and control other people rather than help them understand who they and people around them really are, kind of like god, the devil, angels, demons, and everything else in religion. Calling it a pseudoscience implies that science itself isn't another way to control people by giving them answers that sound good (and that real science is somehow more responsible because it sounds more responsible), instead of leaving them with questions about the world around them. There's a lot of bullshit that goes with any/all of it.
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
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