Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.
I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!
by jmspaesq January 14, 2011
Nigby: Erick sounds like such a creature.
Rigby: Its all the scorpio gemini and capricorn in his chart.
Nigby: Rancid chart tbh.
Big Rig: You guys are Lying by astrology rn.
Rigby: Its all the scorpio gemini and capricorn in his chart.
Nigby: Rancid chart tbh.
Big Rig: You guys are Lying by astrology rn.
by Big_RIG_Rigby October 19, 2022
Do you want to attract a women? Very well use astrology shit. They'll fall for that shit. Just make up some shit about scorpion is like this blah blah blah. Believe. To me most woman fall for that.
by nigga of 1800 June 23, 2023
Astrology is bullshit. People who believe in Astrology have an IQ of approximately negative 100. Their IQ subceeds negative 100. If you, for some reason, don't know what Astrology is, it's basically when you decide someone's personality and the way they act from which month they're born and also the belief that the stars in the sky control your fate and life choices. Do you see how retarded that sounds? Read the example at the bottom.
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: hEy, wHeN iS yOuR bIrThDaY?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?
by TheSummitOG August 25, 2022
white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 21, 2022
white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
by Based RedPilled Gigachad Incel November 21, 2022
by Popsicleguy January 3, 2023