Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011

astrology

Bullshit

astrology is ass

by urban dictonairy police April 11, 2023

astrology

bullshit

girl: haha im a sag im smart and your dumb

me: this is fucking bullshit dumbass astrology girl, what sag? sagging your fucking pants?

by genalphaslangman May 4, 2023

Astrology

Bullshit

Astrology is just bullshit

by ARandomHumanBein January 17, 2023

Astrology

Bullshit.

This is what white bitches base their personality on.

What's your astrology sign? I'm Aquarius

by Popsicleguy January 3, 2023

Astrology

Basically Alpha, Sigma, Beta for woman. It's all fake. If you think that your "Sign" applies to you, that's because the description for all of them is stuff you already thought about yourself. Trust me, you think your a sagitarius, but you would think that you were every sign no matter what you actually were like. Stars have nothing to do with a persons personality, and neither does birth month. Please tell how the fact that I was born in January and the stars look like a fuking cat or whatever, makes me a different person than I would be

Uneducated hippie: Oh my gosh, your such a cancer
Smart person, hopefully you: Fuck you sally, Astrology is fake

by Henry Penna September 30, 2023

Astrology

Astrology is bullshit. People who believe in Astrology have an IQ of approximately negative 100. Their IQ subceeds negative 100. If you, for some reason, don't know what Astrology is, it's basically when you decide someone's personality and the way they act from which month they're born and also the belief that the stars in the sky control your fate and life choices. Do you see how retarded that sounds? Read the example at the bottom.

TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: hEy, wHeN iS yOuR bIrThDaY?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?

by TheSummitOG August 25, 2022