Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

by trevmation September 13, 2015

hair across our ass

a particular annoyance or nuisance

In the second episode of season two of Oz on HBO, Ryan O'Reilly says, "Schibetta's dead. It's his son who's a hair across our ass now."

by JoIdnew May 23, 2008

hair up your ass

Something you want to do because of an idea you came up with. Usually very random and not thought out, or taking into consideration how others may feel about the idea.

You got into an argument with your wife last night because you got a hair up your ass about wanting to clean the garage right after dinner.

by Clees501 May 30, 2018

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023