ass hairs

annoying strands that grow from the poop nuggets you don't fish out.

damn bro look at his ass hairs! i can see them through his pants!

by ur mum's phat coochie August 25, 2020

Yee yee ass haircut

A slang term for an awful looking haircut. A haircut that you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.

Bro look at him he got that yee yee ass haircut

by GTA lol July 22, 2023

Brim's ass hairs

Brim is short for Brimstone, we all know his cake is thicker than Reyna's cake. Brims ass hair is essentially pubes which stands for dick hair, however in this case we are explaining his ass hairs. His ass hairs are pretty thick and soft. If you decide to touch it, it wont hurt you. It can be a little bit wet sometimes, but that's not the issue here. In all, Brim's ass hairs stand for brims ass cheek pubes.

Brim's ass hairs is the hair that is located on brimstone (Character from valorant)'s ass

by brim simper December 20, 2021

hairy ass

An ass that is hairy.

That's a very hairy ass!

by UrMom January 29, 2003

Hairy Bobbin' Man Ass

While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"

by Eldritch September 25, 2003

hairy ass

To describe a situation that is bad, scary, or threatening.

If you go to prison, and become some Bubba's bitch, you're gonna be in one, hairy ass predicament.

by hair-ee ass August 27, 2003

hairy ass

an ass that has imense amounts of hair on it

one time Dj leaned over in english class and me and giselle gasped as we saw a big fat hairy ass pop out at us our eyes started to tear as we stared with disgust

by katie April 13, 2004