Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

Askhole

ask-hol; (Noun), New User Variant: Someone who asks questions that could be answered in 5 seconds with a Google search, or by reading the FAQ for new users. Especially common online, you can find them in hardware and software forums, asking the same questions that are pinned to the top of every forum. If they can, they will tie up a software dev's time answering questions, when they could be fixing actual bugs, rather than user errors.

NewUser9822: I need help installing Deforum. I installed it just like the tutorial says, but it doesn't show up in my Automatic1111.
Deforum Dev: Have you restarted your Automatic1111 after installing the extension, like it says in the tutorial?
NewUser9822: OK, that fixed it! Now I clicked on Generate and I'm getting an error. I think I found a bug.
Deforum Dev: Did you change the default settings?
NewUser9822: Yeah, I changed a lot of things. I don't remember which ones.
AdvancedUser666: Dude, read the FAQ. Don't be an askhole.

by Vendaciousness May 22, 2023

Askhole

Someone who won't stop asking stupid, idiotic questions.

Jimmy: "Hey! What's your fave color? What tv show do you like best? DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?!?!

Mia: Jimmy, stop being such a askhole.

by Lightning Phoenix January 28, 2016

Askhole 2.0

An Askhole 2.0 is somewhat like an actual Askhole. But it’s a new attention seeking bread of Askhole. This Askhole asks stupid questions that they already now the answer to just to get attention

Rob always asks me questions that he already on knows the answer to. Just to get attention he’s such an Askhole 2.0

by anonymous March 6, 2023

Askhole

When someone asks you for advice, then does the exact opposite of what you told them to do. = Askhole

That dude just asked me, "where do I catch the eastbound..?" I told him, then pointed him in the right direction, and still, he went the other way. What an askhole!

by brendon69 July 7, 2014

Askhole

Askhole: Someone who asks a question and then follows your answer with a negative or inappropriate response,or adjust to apply the opposite of your answer.

Tom asked me "What do you think of the new Marvel film"? I said "It was amazing"! His reply was " I knew you were going to say that". "Tom,you are such an askhole".

by Jodywankenobi August 28, 2014

Askhole

pronouncing: ask hole

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.

"Askhole" is an offensive term for someone who asks too many questions or who asks for advice but doesn't follow it well.
"don't text your ex he's tricking you by doing all these things to get your attention!''

"okay, i wont text him...." *minutes later*

"i took matter into my own hands and texted my ex"

reaction: 😶...

by chulasz February 8, 2025