when a celebrity does or says something really stupid and gets massive backlash, thus they pretend to be sorry for it.
"dude, remember when Kathy Griffin fake cut off donald trump's head and then pretended to be sorry after the backlash?"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"
by ADdictedHD October 14, 2018
Get the celebrity apology mug.An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.
Incorrect response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.
Correct response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.
Correct response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.
by dank urban memes December 3, 2016
Get the rhetorical apology mug.1.the act of couple of lovers,friends and family waiting for each other to apologize after a fight. However individuals in aren't waiting for the other apologize out of sincerity but mere out of being stubborn out right refusal to admit they're wrong but merely want it to end just for the sake of it.
by ryukage99 April 24, 2011
Get the apology chicken mug.A pizza that has been delivered to you surprisingly, out of the blue, as a delicious subtle apology for a previous quarrel with a friend or loved one.
Person 1: "I'm sorry we had that huge argument about that crap I can't remember now."
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Person 2: "It's cool, I'm just glad we're still friends. I love you."
Person 1: "I love you too! Did you pizza today?"
Person 2: "Was that you! ? It even had BBQ Chicken, my fav! You cheeky monkey! I wondered who had sent that.
Person 1: "I'm glad your tastebuds were feelin' it!"
Person 2: "Classic Apology Pizza."
by Ziposaurus May 10, 2016
Get the Apology Pizza mug.A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.
The opposite of a heartfelt apology.
The opposite of a heartfelt apology.
Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.
by Samuel Charles September 18, 2012
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by coolarrow September 16, 2009
Get the If I apology mug."Can I borrow your wooden shoes? I was fingering this girl last night and she turned out to be a lesbian so I'm going to have to issue a dutch apology."
by tallpantsmoose December 11, 2013
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