Apache Helicopter

A sexual identify that is unfunny af. When you think that your gender is an A.H your are just unfunny. Its a dead meme.

Question: Do you like donats?
1. Yes! (8%)
2. No! (2%)
3. Apache Helicopter!!!!!11eleven!!! (90%)

by Tinec January 3, 2018

Apache Helicopter

What you call a skater with a very loud skateboard.
(Almost sounds like an Apache Helicopter)

Oh look here come Apache Helicopter!

*loud skater comes down the hill*

by A.dog in space.... November 4, 2016

Apache Beagling

First you must roam the neighborhood and round up (or steal) a beagle. Then, the hard part...locate an willing apache and bring him/her home. Put them both into a room with a one-way mirror, and then you and your sexual partner do whatever they do.

Last night my girl and I were bored, so we decided to mix things up and do a bit of apache beagling. It started out kinda boring but by the third hour things were completely off the sicktor scale.

by cristolin March 7, 2011

Apache Handbag

An erotic act during which the male counterpart removes his scrotum and creates a bag-like object, which he then fills with his own feces, vomit, and semen. A consenting partner then commences to eat the bag and its contents.

"Jack's girlfriend died of an internal bacterial infection because he gave her an Apache Handbag during sex."

by Mushrooms? January 13, 2009

Flaming apache

In order to execute a text book flaming apache, first you need to light the girls pubic hair on fire right before you are about to bust, then you bust your load all over the fire in order to put out. (try at own risk)

When that bitches pubes went up in flames i almost thought of just letting them burn, but i decided the flaming apache was the way to go.

by A.K January 10, 2005

apache attack helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016

Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)

I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...

by RevWaldo January 9, 2010