Alonzo

A big guy with an anger problem and would do anything to turn your friends against you. he would be nice to you some days but would eventually find a way to fight with you.

damn, you are always acting like an Alonzo dude

by qimpky May 15, 2020

Alonzo

A clown ass nigga who simps over e girls. Also is a very big mad ants supporter. Alonzo has no chin, and has pubes on his hair.

Alonzo: Fawn is my bitch an yall can't bag her losers.
Angel: I thought you was my mine.
Alonzo: Sorry but i must take Fawn to the mad ants game.
Typical Viewer: Go play some marvins room by drake you fucking clown ass simp

by AtticIsMyCity April 12, 2019

Alonzo Gonzalez

A young boy who lives in southern california. 16 years of age. Puerto rican, and a fuckin pimp.

See Nicole Cekov shes a hottie.

Damn Alonzo your a striaght thug.

by Puerto Rican Thug November 12, 2003

Alano

A short version of Alcoholics Anonymous.

I went to my 5th Alano meeting the other day. It was sooo boring.
But I pretended that it actually helped me, as usual.

by LoXx April 6, 2008

alanson

A swimmer

Wow alanson is a fast swimmer

by Corbon Blue December 16, 2016

raul alonzo

Handsome guy, hot, all the girls want to fuck him, has a bright future and is the best friend any guy can have, he respects the bro code, it's his bible.

Do you know Raul Alonzo ?!

Of course he is the best!!!!!

by Mr. Knowsall February 12, 2018

abbie rose alonzo

Slut

Ohhhh Abbie rose Alonzo yeahhh she's a hoe for sho

by Yas bitch yas April 6, 2016