Asher

When you wake up and realize you dont have to get out of bed for three more hours...and you have a huge bag of beef jerky next to your bed that you chew on as you fall asleep.

Cindy: You look so well rested!
Amber: Well, my alarm went off early...and I still had that left over beef jerky on my night stand.
Cindy: Nice. I havent pulled an Asher in months.

Asher by Amy BZI February 15, 2009

Asher

he has a micropenis and is super stupid. He measures his you-know-what in atoms. So whenever he says his is 8, he means in atoms, not inches.

You look like asher

Asher by Ponsonnon November 15, 2021

Asher

The ultimate simp

Wow that guy is such an Asher

Asher by EliteMKOX April 3, 2020

Asher

A boys AND girls name that is referenced in the bible

The text of the Torah argues that the name of Asher means happy/blessing

Asher by Ninjachicka February 19, 2012

Asher

Asher is an amazing person who is sweet, kind, caring, awesome sense of humor, and very creative. He is also very energetic. When he is around people he cares, he will always go to them for help, or even just to talk. Asher is also very attractive and stands up for people who need it the most. He is willing to help anyone no matter what the look or act like. Asher is also crazy about Football. He is the master in all sports that are brought to him. Everyone needs an Asher in their life.

Hey... Did you hear about that new kid named Asher?

Ya. I heard he got accepted to the football team just by looks.

I know! He is so hot!

Asher by XxDaPandaxX July 12, 2018

Asher

a weeb who is a huge Jimmie Johnson fan and apparently loves getting cbt from his brother Josh

Asher is an interesting person.

Asher by racingflxmes October 25, 2020

asher

A hyperactive arsehole

Dont be an Asher!
I’m sorry, I just had sugar

asher by Khuiboi1234 January 20, 2018