extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.

Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!

by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013

Wack a mole sex

The act of inserting baby squirrels into your girlfriends butt while having vigorous sex to which the scrotum "wacks" the squirrel back into the butt when trying to escape.

Me and my girlfriend bought some squirrels so we can have Wack A Mole Sex.

by Omega1086 June 15, 2017

adolescence

The most supreme torture in a form that most humans can understand.

"I was talking to Sally, and she just burst into tears! It must be her adolescence."

by JediMasterRebekah June 28, 2005

post-adolescence

the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.

as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence

by SgrDD March 11, 2008

Amorette

(Means 'Little love, sweetheart.) Amorette is a tall slender beauty. Her favorite place to be is with man eating sharks. She knows how to take care of herself. Highly intelligent and driven to succeed, you will find Amorette going places. The friends she has, she keeps. If you're fortunate enough to be related to her, she will go to the ends of the earth for you.

Where is Amorette???? She's swimming with the sharks!!!!

by modernquaker February 6, 2010

Mio amore

my love in italian

good night mio amore

by Emv22 December 9, 2008

Amileya

1) (Noun) Variation of "Amelia"; Most often used to describe a female of higher intelligence, who is fun, loving, kind, hilarious, who enjoys activities such as reading, writing, typing, movies and painting the town red. Or blue.

2) (Noun) A beverage, served both alcoholic and/or virgin, found at "The Grand" in Lindsay, ON. Consists of The Grand barmix (lemonade, margarita mix, sugar-water), orange juice, cranberry juice, ice and rum.

(boy 1) "Wow, that chick's really cool"
(boy 2) "Yep. That's Amileya"

(patron) "Hi, Jesse, Can I have an Amileya?"
(jesse the bartender) "You sure can."

by babyburnz February 17, 2010