When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process
by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022
Get the Dirty Alanismug. by LClaire August 27, 2005
Get the Alanis Morissettemug. best friends for ever. a combination of alex and bethany the coolest new jersians/californians. they are awesome beyond belief. their book club is so cool. dont ask to be invited, because you wont be.
Q: Who are those homedawgs?
A: The most awesomest, fetch-ist silent speed ball players in the universe.
A: The most awesomest, fetch-ist silent speed ball players in the universe.
by BETHEX DANIELLE January 22, 2005
Get the Bethex and Alanymug. A: Did you know Alanis Morissette is Canadian?
B: Well, even if not ironically not being ironic or whatever, the fates sure have a curious sense of humor.
B: Well, even if not ironically not being ironic or whatever, the fates sure have a curious sense of humor.
by So? July 7, 2008
Get the Alanis Morissette mug. A beautiful intelligent Scottish woman who could do anything she puts her mind to and anybody would be lucky to be with her.
by Afriendandnotinacreepyway May 28, 2018
Get the Alanis Mortonmug. He borrowed $1200 and moved in to my apartment and didn't pay any rent, and then broke up with me by text message, so I had to go Alanis Morissette on his ass.
by Prospero42 May 19, 2007
Get the to go Alanis Morissettemug. alanys is used as a girls name someone named this is beautiful, intelligence, perfect, goofy,crackheads,super smart although being friends with a person like an alanys is so speical alanys will worth dying for anyone a girl like her has a HUGE heart
did you know the name alanys means angel in the french origins
did you know the name alanys means angel in the french origins
by goofy weirdo November 19, 2020
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