acorn weevil

silly bug with a silly nose
connor loves acorn weevils”
by d1e October 13, 2021
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hairy acorn

A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.
he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn
by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017
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acorn licker

someone who is rubbish or no one likes and should be buffaloed (see buffalo)
People guys: Hey look at that guy what a loser!
Johnny: Yeah! hahaha he licks acorns maaaaan!What an acorn licker!
People guys: Shut the hell up johnny.
by Scat Man! February 23, 2008
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Acorn Crackers

1. Persons and groups with the courage to expose corruption and fraud in modern American Society by process of recording and exposing evidence on the internet such as youtube videos.

2. Activists sometimes subject to being accused of criminal conduct who document public officials and corporate fraud, greed etc. by means of publication on the internet and exposing secret recordings and video evidence American Mainstream Media attempts to ignore that in fact provides the accountability and transparency factor to public interest even the White House advocates.

3. People groups or persons like Fox News and Hanna Giles who expose and promote exposing corruption in American Politics and Institutions like Acorn brought into the public eye by publishing hard evidence on youtube and the likes.
Acorn Crackers are every where with cameras and recorders rolling and their corruption busting efforts are paramount to the success in making government and business in the United States both accountable and transparent in accord with the Obama White House commitment to change. Acorn Crackers are anything but criminals, they are the newest form of American heroes unafraid to go undercover and video and audio tape the truth of what is going on in the United States public and private sectors.
by Thought Adjuster September 23, 2009
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Acorn licker

Someone who really sucks (acorns)
Rainbow Man: Hahahaha Smiley face man is totally an acorn licker!
by Rainbow Man! January 16, 2008
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acorn-dick

A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.
Barry: So, did you get laid last night?
Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong
by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005
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acorn syndrome

When someone is born withought a shaft and only a head, resembling an acorn.
I feel bad for Tommy, he has acorn syndrome
by Tickels55 March 10, 2009
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