Russ: Dude, why are your eyes so red?
Scott: Last night, I was eating Donna's starfish salad and finger banging her honey pot and when she came, she squirted pussy mace in my eyes. I think she gave me pink eye!
Scott: Last night, I was eating Donna's starfish salad and finger banging her honey pot and when she came, she squirted pussy mace in my eyes. I think she gave me pink eye!
by JoMar March 25, 2013
Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
A "Mace Windu" is when you grip your junk too hard when you're beatin it, and it starts turning purple... Like the Star Wars hero's purple light saber.
"Damn, I was havin a great time the other night. But my junk still hurts from that Mace Windu I did.
by 2 Tall May 03, 2008
A girl with a lot of swagg and has more game then the gamebored section at toys"r"us. A girl who is a drop dead gorgeous 5'11 blonde, with bright blue eyes. oh and big boobs. She is also ruthless and is called a bitch or cunt alot. Guys usually call her a slut because she doesnt put out for just anybody and there jealous.
by prettygirlswagg17 September 13, 2011
A drink consisting of:
2 scoops ice cream (preferrably vanilla)
2 shots jagermeister
varying amounts of coca cola.
Fill party cup with ice cream, shots, then the rest with coke.
Greatest invention of the decade bar none.
2 scoops ice cream (preferrably vanilla)
2 shots jagermeister
varying amounts of coca cola.
Fill party cup with ice cream, shots, then the rest with coke.
Greatest invention of the decade bar none.
by THEMACEWINDU November 24, 2009
A God that was sent down from the heavens at the start of time to keep piece between demons and angels. Also called "B1"
by steve1167 April 22, 2011
Del Preston: Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really.
by Saishou2 February 04, 2009