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Bear Macing

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After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.
"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"
by Karekanolover October 12, 2018
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Ass Mace

Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
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Mace Windu

A "Mace Windu" is when you grip your junk too hard when you're beatin it, and it starts turning purple... Like the Star Wars hero's purple light saber.
"Damn, I was havin a great time the other night. But my junk still hurts from that Mace Windu I did.
by 2 Tall May 3, 2008
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Macee Scharf

A girl with a lot of swagg and has more game then the gamebored section at toys"r"us. A girl who is a drop dead gorgeous 5'11 blonde, with bright blue eyes. oh and big boobs. She is also ruthless and is called a bitch or cunt alot. Guys usually call her a slut because she doesnt put out for just anybody and there jealous.
Damn that bitch over there is a Macee Scharf!
by prettygirlswagg17 September 13, 2011
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Mace Windu

A drink consisting of:
2 scoops ice cream (preferrably vanilla)
2 shots jagermeister
varying amounts of coca cola.
Fill party cup with ice cream, shots, then the rest with coke.

Greatest invention of the decade bar none.
Dude, we had mace windus this weekend, and got wasted
by THEMACEWINDU November 23, 2009
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Sid mace

A God that was sent down from the heavens at the start of time to keep piece between demons and angels. Also called "B1"
OMG there is Sid Mace! isn't he so beautiful and amazing, i love B1
by steve1167 May 13, 2011
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Can of Mace

A deadly weapon to be used in defense of a bengal tiger attack. Courtesy of Wayne's World 2
Del Preston: Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really.
by Saishou2 February 16, 2009
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