Hamster

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you sleep.

Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel

by Unzfilibabba February 02, 2020

Hamster

A slang for Recoilless gun or rifle mounted on a car or a tripod.

The origin of the word come from the BBC series "The Young Ones" where Vyvyans pet hamster was called SPG witch is a name of a popular Russian recoilless gun.

Oh crap, These is a hamster-car on the left flank, kill it!!

by Vyvyan999 December 24, 2010

hamster

A female who is poor at oral sex.

She went down on me like a hamster on a water bottle.

by Big Daddy E September 29, 2009

Hamster

A throwable animal. A great baseball.

I just threw my hamster

by Quincequines September 09, 2020

Hamstered

when you nibble on someone's lip imitating a small rodent

i hamstered that bitch!

by HamsterKing January 05, 2015

Hamster

A young person who is not of Polish descent who choses to live in Hamtramck, Michigan because they were not yet ready to retire to Portland. They enjoy the low standard of living that Hamtramck offers, as evidenced by their radical practice of satire aimed at the lower standard of living they enjoy. They have a keen sense of time and space that allows them to locate momentary events in the city (Pop-Up restaurants, Pop-Up art galleries, and/or "house shows").

Hamster: Let's go to Campau Tower!
Hamtramck resident: Are they even open anymore?

by henryporter187 June 14, 2016

Hamster

A glorified rat.

Sam: Look at that cute hamster!
Jake: No, that's just a rat with more fluff.

by That-Lonely-Cunt February 17, 2019