Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.
by JennieFromDaBlok October 17, 2018
Get the Mei Dysonmug. The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
Get the Dyson Air Ballingmug. I-Dyson-I go into league play
10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
by The Chosen One September 1, 2014
Get the I-Dyson-Imug. 
The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.
by Wandinian99 February 25, 2021
Get the Dysoningmug. Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.
Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.
Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.
Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.
But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.
Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.
Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.
But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 19, 2025
Get the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03)mug. by addisteaj May 3, 2017
Get the Dyson ball vaccuummug.