Jon Bon Jovi

With Out a Doubt The Sexiest Man In The World! No ONe As Hot! And Part Of One the Best Bands in The World; `Bon jovi; His real name is John Francis BonGiovi, and Writes The Best Lyrics and Music in The World!

Girl 1 : ` I would Totally Do Jon Bon Jovi'
Girl 2; ' He is Hot'

by Danielle Matice March 30, 2009

Bon Jovi Friday

Noun- When you have off on Friday and you don't do shit on Thursday as a result of this, that Thursday becomes a Bon Jovi Friday.

"Hey, we have a three day weekend! Bon Jovi Friday!"

by P5YCHIC March 31, 2009

Jon Bon Jovi

The Liam Neeson of Rock.

Jon Bon Jovi is to awesome to die (even though he's from Jersey)

by Spartanite the 67th August 6, 2012

Bon Jovi

A blowjob.

My neck is so sore, I haven’t been able to give a Bon Jovi in weeks!

by Yourmomlovestheshocker January 23, 2025

Bon Jovi point

Halfway there.

This is such a long drive, we’ve been on the road for four hours and haven’t reached the Bon Jovi point yet!

by JK Grence December 12, 2022

Bon Jovi

An eruption of intestinal gases that pass through the anus that produce a ghastly smell.

Kyle are a bowl of chili and as a result was letting out a Bon Jovi concert.

by California MeatSweats August 21, 2022

Bon Jovi

Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band

I had naked shit (scat) sex with Bon Jovi

by Oral Anul November 1, 2021