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16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69

Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old you’re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old you’re getting 69 or oral sex!
Dude! She’s 16! Don’t touch her. Go for that girl. She’s 20. Don’t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!
by B-rizzle January 1, 2019
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4-20-2069 4:20 AM

1. The exact date and time at which the level known as Final Destination seen in all Super Smash Brothers' series took its first form within the "World of Light".

2. A timestamp that will only be confirmed to exist through chatboxes of given Public Access Network livestreams in 2069.

3. A timestamp that induces great existential anxiety about humanity's current prospects of survival to the 24th century.
Boss, if we don't make it to 4-20-2069, what happens to the Enterprise?

Well, you know, 4-20-2069 4:20 AM is really just a number and you can still keep it close to your heart.

The Enterprise will always continue to exist with the right captain at hand.
by A pixie is not an elf smh August 22, 2019
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4/20/2069 4:20 AM

by qwerty69420 September 21, 2020
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4-20-2069 4:20 AM

This is a Month Day Year and year of the MOST iconic meme known to date since the Area 51 meme.
Yo, I cannot wait for 4-20-2069 4:20 AM, like DEADASS.
by Matty Payo August 23, 2019
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Dug (MD 20/20)

MD 20/20 or Dug is a tonic wine, which is highly popular in Scotland. As it is quite easy to drink and is a high alcohol percentage.
Mate, have ee tried that strawberry dug. It's suhin else.

Oh. Dug (MD 20/20). Yes it's very different.
by Sesh_Monstah_77 July 29, 2017
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20-20 humility

A play on 20-20 hindsight, 20-20 humility is experienced after a failure due to hubris.
With 20-20 humility and great regret I offer my apologies to those adversely affected by surgeries I performed while under the influence of psychotropics, without a medical license, and indeed without any real understanding of physiology.
by FistyBiscits69 November 15, 2021
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