Fart Phobia

Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
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Cluster phobia

The fear of to many objects in a confined area.
My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia
by Plumbsavvy August 02, 2016
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viagra-phobia

The unreasonable (to outside observers) fear of having your elderly partner come home with performance enhancing drugs. Generally common in female 20-something gold diggers. see Anna Nicole Smith.
Damn! Victoria trippin' with the viagra-phobia, she hooked up with that old guy for the green, now he wants the legs open to get in between.
by WingZer0 December 15, 2003
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Ninja Phobia

Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)

This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009
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Knocking Phobia

Being afraid (phobia) of someone knocking on your door.
I have knocking phobia because knowing the thought that a stranger could be at my door waiting to harm me.
by TheBestWorder June 11, 2020
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Faceit-Phobia

Faceit is a Counter Strike Global Offensive client that is used by players of higher skill level.

Faceit-Phobia is when you get fucked so hard by the enemy in faceit that you start to reevaluate your life choices and develop a fear of the client
K: THE FUCK, HOW IS THIS GUY’S AWP SO FAST. FUCK THIS SHIT MAN, I AM GOING TO DEVELOP FACEIT-PHOBIA
by Notacooldude August 04, 2020
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Weezer Phobia

Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.
Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.
by Josepi Carlito Antonio III October 11, 2022
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