Fart Phobia

The fear of farting around other people.

Bruh I was at the library yesterday and this hot chick was sitting near me, I had to Fart so bad but I had Fart Phobia.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016

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Cluster phobia

The fear of to many objects in a confined area.

My daughter hates going to my mothers cause nana is a hoarder. Her house is so cluttered, hence cluster phobia

by Plumbsavvy August 2, 2016

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viagra-phobia

The unreasonable (to outside observers) fear of having your elderly partner come home with performance enhancing drugs. Generally common in female 20-something gold diggers. see Anna Nicole Smith.

Damn! Victoria trippin' with the viagra-phobia, she hooked up with that old guy for the green, now he wants the legs open to get in between.

by WingZer0 December 15, 2003

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Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)

This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.

Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"

by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009

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