Because he wore his clown makeup to work, the juggalo was fired from his job at a fast food chain whose mascot is a clown.
by Ronnie McDonnie November 15, 2010
A Juggalo is the male equivilant to a Juggalette. A male fan to the horrorcore rap group, ICP.
They tend to wear over priced ICP t-shirts that they bought from Hot Topic with their mother's or father's hard earned money. Their shirts can differ from Twizid, Blaze, Boondock, or any other crap ass horrorcore artist. They also wear TRIPP pants to either hide the fact that they're oversized even for America's standards or because they really do believe that it makes then look unique. Ironically enough, they shop at Hot Topic though most of the Juggalo gang members hate emos, goths, or scene kids.
Juggalos tend to be ignorant, stupid, and pussiesh. They are also boarderline pedophiles. They range from the age of 18 - 32 and fuck girls who are 12 - 17.
They're really more bark than bite.
Most of the time they're unemployed but there are the few that have low-income jobs and waste it on ICP tickets, merchindise, weed, and faygo.
I would love to finish this description with a friendly and lovely fuck you to all Juggalos and their warped ass minds. Just because you listen to ICP doesn't mean you're amazing. Get out of your Mommy's make-up, quit drawing on your face, get a real job, go to college, and get rid of your 15 year old "baby momma".
They tend to wear over priced ICP t-shirts that they bought from Hot Topic with their mother's or father's hard earned money. Their shirts can differ from Twizid, Blaze, Boondock, or any other crap ass horrorcore artist. They also wear TRIPP pants to either hide the fact that they're oversized even for America's standards or because they really do believe that it makes then look unique. Ironically enough, they shop at Hot Topic though most of the Juggalo gang members hate emos, goths, or scene kids.
Juggalos tend to be ignorant, stupid, and pussiesh. They are also boarderline pedophiles. They range from the age of 18 - 32 and fuck girls who are 12 - 17.
They're really more bark than bite.
Most of the time they're unemployed but there are the few that have low-income jobs and waste it on ICP tickets, merchindise, weed, and faygo.
I would love to finish this description with a friendly and lovely fuck you to all Juggalos and their warped ass minds. Just because you listen to ICP doesn't mean you're amazing. Get out of your Mommy's make-up, quit drawing on your face, get a real job, go to college, and get rid of your 15 year old "baby momma".
Juggalo: Bitch! I be down wiff da clowns all day every day! I drink dat faygo! Smoke dat weed! And I be tappin dat ass!
Person: Dude, shut up, you're like 40. Why are you at a school?
Person: Dude, shut up, you're like 40. Why are you at a school?
by LongLiveTheDead August 07, 2011
first of all, NOT a fan. more than a fan. someone who has so much love for juggalo family they would die for any member of such. one who doesnt care what any person in the world thinks of them, and lives for themselves, not keeping others happy. someone who can feel the dark carnival inside them.
by kalah October 12, 2005
A group of inbred white trash shit talkers who are too damn pussy to fight their own battles for themselves. They tend to call everyone who isn't one of them a "hater," and often wear ridiculous and hideous clown makeup. The most annoying people you will probably ever meet, and a waste of souls on the earth. ...aka. More earth scum.
Normal person: Excuse me, are you next in line?
Juggalo: Mass murder makes me happy! Whoop whoop!
Normal person: ...Are you a zebra? What's on your face?
Juggalo: HATER! WHOOP WHOOP! WHERE'S MY HOMIES AT?
Normal person: You're gonna jump me? That isn't fair.
Juggalo: I FUCK MY SISTERS AND MOTHER AND FATHER AND BROTHER
-1 hour later-
Juggalo: ...AND MY AUNT'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S GREAT UNCLE'S COUSIN-IN-LAW UP THE ASS... and I do drugs!
Juggalo: Mass murder makes me happy! Whoop whoop!
Normal person: ...Are you a zebra? What's on your face?
Juggalo: HATER! WHOOP WHOOP! WHERE'S MY HOMIES AT?
Normal person: You're gonna jump me? That isn't fair.
Juggalo: I FUCK MY SISTERS AND MOTHER AND FATHER AND BROTHER
-1 hour later-
Juggalo: ...AND MY AUNT'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S GREAT UNCLE'S COUSIN-IN-LAW UP THE ASS... and I do drugs!
by MCLMF September 06, 2011
A Sad, Pathetic, Annoying, Waste of Life, Cunt, who does nothing for the world.
Often talks shit to everyone but has nothing to back it up.
A Stupid word that Gay Clowns like to call themselves.
A Stupid person who has a HORRIBLE taste in music, for example, Insane Clown Posse, Zug Izland, Boondox, Dark Lotus.
A Pathetic person who is dumbing down the Country (United States).
An annoying Cunt who is more worse to be around than Wannabe Gangsters.
An annoying gay clown which putting your penis into a cactus is more pleasant than arguing with a Juggalo.
A Self-convinced, Over-confidant, Intolerant, Ignorant, person who manages to convince themselves that people actually care of what they think and that they "Own" someone.
A Sad Pathetic person who acts tough.
Often talks shit to everyone but has nothing to back it up.
A Stupid word that Gay Clowns like to call themselves.
A Stupid person who has a HORRIBLE taste in music, for example, Insane Clown Posse, Zug Izland, Boondox, Dark Lotus.
A Pathetic person who is dumbing down the Country (United States).
An annoying Cunt who is more worse to be around than Wannabe Gangsters.
An annoying gay clown which putting your penis into a cactus is more pleasant than arguing with a Juggalo.
A Self-convinced, Over-confidant, Intolerant, Ignorant, person who manages to convince themselves that people actually care of what they think and that they "Own" someone.
A Sad Pathetic person who acts tough.
Juggalo: Hey Bitch! I Own You!
Normal Person: This is America, Slavery was Abolished in 1865, you don't "Own" anyone.
Juggalo: Shut up Bitch! I'll Kick Your Ass!
*Normal Person punches Juggalo*
Juggalo: *Crys*
*Juggalo runs home*
Normal Person: This is America, Slavery was Abolished in 1865, you don't "Own" anyone.
Juggalo: Shut up Bitch! I'll Kick Your Ass!
*Normal Person punches Juggalo*
Juggalo: *Crys*
*Juggalo runs home*
by zFlamingPotato December 26, 2011
100% PERCENT FOLLOWER OF THE BRAINWASHED BAND ICP.
They LOVE faygo not just for the taste, but because ICP PREFERS it! EVERY lyrics that pops in a "juggalos" head, they think its amazing! If they wrote "motherfucker drop out of school and be a real man/ outcast", A "juggalo would drop out just like their LEADERS say. theres a reason why their one of the most hated band.
They LOVE faygo not just for the taste, but because ICP PREFERS it! EVERY lyrics that pops in a "juggalos" head, they think its amazing! If they wrote "motherfucker drop out of school and be a real man/ outcast", A "juggalo would drop out just like their LEADERS say. theres a reason why their one of the most hated band.
1"You goin to school man?"
2"fuck that shit, im stayin at home smoking a bowl and blasting ICP"
1"...Fucking Juggalo Idiot.."
*ten years later*
2"fml.."
2"fuck that shit, im stayin at home smoking a bowl and blasting ICP"
1"...Fucking Juggalo Idiot.."
*ten years later*
2"fml.."
by BeOriginalBitch August 20, 2011
A Juggalo is a person who is a fan of the rap group ICP (Insane Clown Posse). Juggalos are insecure about themselves so they wear make-up to hide their faces from the world. They admire a group of clowns (literally) that are under the impression that they are actually insane but in actuality its an act to look “cool” and in turn Juggalos believe they are “psychotic” unknowing of the fact that actual insane people do not believe they are insane, so by them saying they are insane, you know they are not insane. They are often depressed and need a group of former school outcast’s to tell them “not to worry about what other people think” and “to be themselves”.
Juggalos run around “reppin the hatchet” which is actually just a silly meat cleaver thinking they are cool and talk about chopping people up and goofy stuff that their leader thought up while he was counting all of the money he got from these idiots who bought their records and are under the impression that a meat cleaver is actually scary. They often are so lonesome that they are desperate enough to call each other (whom they have never met) their “fam” (family).
They love the term “bitch boy” and use it frequently against their “haters”.
Juggalos often say “I could give a fuck less” because their leader (Violent Jay who is silently gay) has been heard saying it.
Juggalos even have a name for their haters called "Juggahoe's" not even realizing that they just clowned their own name.
Juggalos run around “reppin the hatchet” which is actually just a silly meat cleaver thinking they are cool and talk about chopping people up and goofy stuff that their leader thought up while he was counting all of the money he got from these idiots who bought their records and are under the impression that a meat cleaver is actually scary. They often are so lonesome that they are desperate enough to call each other (whom they have never met) their “fam” (family).
They love the term “bitch boy” and use it frequently against their “haters”.
Juggalos often say “I could give a fuck less” because their leader (Violent Jay who is silently gay) has been heard saying it.
Juggalos even have a name for their haters called "Juggahoe's" not even realizing that they just clowned their own name.
Guy 1: "Wow juggalos are so gay"
Juggalo: "Shut up hater, I could give a fuck less what you think."
Guy 1: "so defensive"
Juggalo: "fuck you bitch boy I'll chop yo ass up"
Guy 1 " Bullets go father than meat cleavers"
Juggalo: *attempting to chop*
Guy 1: *shoots Juggafuck in the face*
Juggalo: x(
Juggalo: "Shut up hater, I could give a fuck less what you think."
Guy 1: "so defensive"
Juggalo: "fuck you bitch boy I'll chop yo ass up"
Guy 1 " Bullets go father than meat cleavers"
Juggalo: *attempting to chop*
Guy 1: *shoots Juggafuck in the face*
Juggalo: x(
by RK2011 February 13, 2011