can i go to the bathroom

I dont know can you

Mr. Mark can I go to the bathroom?

I dont know can you?

by Whinni the pooh October 29, 2020

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS

by theteeheegod1 December 7, 2021

can i get some more piano, please?

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.

and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...

by ratm fiend June 6, 2005

Can I Vent?

When someone says "Can I Vent?" DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM, They Are asking permission to share their feelings and what they're going through. If you REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT, But knowing that you don't have time you can easily say the truth on why you can't comfort them while they vent.

Jade: Hey Wanna play Amogus?

Jediai: Yea sure.

Jade: Oh, I'm the Imposter.

Jediai: Oh! Me too!

Jade: "Can I Vent?"

Jediai: Sure!

Jade: *Actually Vents about what they are going through instead of venting in the game*

Jediai: I'm unfriending you in Roblox.

by Buffyori March 22, 2022

can I get a piece

slang for "can i fuck you please?"

damn shes hot, i wonder if i can get a piece?

by p c April 26, 2004

can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

can i return it?

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.

coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?

by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011