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pneumatic scissoring

When two lesbians fart while scissoring eachother.
Me: "What the hell is that noise? And what is that smell?"
Ale: "Oh, that is just two chicks doing some hot pneumatic scissoring in the other room"
pneumatic scissoring by Efty February 6, 2013

bumhole scissoring 

Similar to normal scissoring; but with bumholes instead of vaginas.
Hey Kelly, fancy a touch of bumhole scissoring later?
bumhole scissoring by Toknee August 17, 2020

Butt Scissoring 

It's the same thing as lesbians scissoring, except rather than rubbing vaginas together, it's two men rubbing their buttholes together in a scissoring fashion.
Someone told me that Isaac and Tony were butt scissoring upstairs during the party last night.
Butt Scissoring by CLAPPINCH33KS13 September 15, 2021

vulcan scissoring 

Two people connect their Vulcan hand sign (See hand signal for Live long and prosper) side ways between the V that the hand makes. This type of hand shake is not for the awkward of heart.

Yet once initiated a profound friendship will ensue .

The Vulcan handshake is to not be mistaken for the Vulcan Kiss. Depending on the usage Vulcan scissoring has varying degrees of perversion or none at all.
Danielle saw that Jay was signalling the Live long and prosper sign with his hand on the dance floor. Danielle wanted to one up Jay, so she made the same hand signal as well then inserted her sign into Jay's Vulcan sign. The Vulcan signs interlocked and thus was born VULCAN SCISSORING!
vulcan scissoring by Dee heavy November 1, 2013

butthole scissoring

A sexual act where two people rub their naked buttholes against each other's buttholes for pleasure.
I caught him butthole scissoring himself with a mirror!

Toe Scissoring 

A spontaneous act of celebrating the moment and life in general. When two humans feel the same joy in a situation that transcends reality and want to embrace it, one can shout out the holy words „It‘s time for a scissor crime!“ That’s when both of them strike their toes into the air and connect the toe gap between their two biggest toes with each other. What follows is the true meaning of life.
What a match made in heaven.
„Hey Ferdi! Time for a scissor crime!“

Laura: „Urgh, what are they doing?“

Jonas: „Oh they are just toe scissoring. A spontaneous act of celebrating life. Nothing special. Wanna do it as well?“
Laura: „Sure! Rrukkutwooooo!“
Toe Scissoring by Rrukkutwo April 10, 2021