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I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
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I'm not going to let you do this forever

I don't have to change my behavior. I don't need to do something different. I don't need to stop posting.
Hym "And I'm not going to let you do this forever. I don't have to do what you want and 0 kids are going to die as a result of be not doing it. You don't get to make money off of me. Give it here. Make them give it here. Or I will kill a child. I'm not going to court. I'm not asking. I'm not finding evidence. I'm not leaving. I'm not paying my taxes until you do. If it is my responsibility to pay for your to feed your fucking kids then what is your responsibility to me? I don't need to be thanked. You're not grateful. I need the money being make off of me and I need to not be harassed I the workplace. I don't care if poor people exist. If you cared you should have made money off of them and then given THEM the money. But instead you did it to me so you can give it to me. Fuck your kids."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
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Do you need that?

When someone’s mad at you, it’s so bad you want to put your hands on them.
Instead of saying “do you want to fight?” You sayDO YOU NEED THAT?”
by SinfulAriesQueen July 22, 2025
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Do The Takeout

Yo bro! My Asian friend coming over tonight, so I’ll be busy to do the takeout tonight.
by Adahctirk July 26, 2025
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