You are wasting your time reading this example you should go outside and find some actual happiness
instead you decided it was best to continue reading this definition
if you're not gonna go, then so be it
while reading this i will let you know that there is a cool gif
below this
you ever heard of KFC
its this company that sells a bunch of chicken
and they have fries and stuff
you ever heard of a pickle?
funniest shit ever
you know I might've taken up to much space here
but hey, who cares you bother to read anyway
uhh im not sure what im supposed to do next
so im just gonna head out and-
instead you decided it was best to continue reading this definition
if you're not gonna go, then so be it
while reading this i will let you know that there is a cool gif
below this
you ever heard of KFC
its this company that sells a bunch of chicken
and they have fries and stuff
you ever heard of a pickle?
funniest shit ever
you know I might've taken up to much space here
but hey, who cares you bother to read anyway
uhh im not sure what im supposed to do next
so im just gonna head out and-
by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

by Uatu The Watcher December 1, 2022

by HammaTime69 July 19, 2025

When one has coke (aine) they’d like to do, they use the corner of a card in their wallet to scoop said coke out and sniff it from said area.
by TTV Skoneyy November 20, 2021

by katie’s #1 fan December 6, 2023

“I took Simona out to see that movie morbius last night, we went back to my place and I went hardline morbin time on her. She swallowed all of my 567 morbillion kids.
by OhioCumdrummer June 5, 2022

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.
Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.
by Rimzi May 27, 2024
