cunt-prehension
is the flipside of mansplaining, when a person (typically a woke as fuck SJW) can't comprehend a rebuttal or a fact in contrary to their "woke" take because they are just a miserable argumentative cunt.
is the flipside of mansplaining, when a person (typically a woke as fuck SJW) can't comprehend a rebuttal or a fact in contrary to their "woke" take because they are just a miserable argumentative cunt.
"i just mentioned if she really wanted equality she would also argue for women to be included in the draft in the event of war. she just called me a shitlord and said i was "mansplaining?" that broad has a real cunt-prehension problem if you know what i mean."
by Wank Skinatra June 14, 2018
Get the cunt-prehensionmug. A man, usually beyond his years, acting youthfully, usually found on a dance floor dancing out of rhythm, with an open shirt showing gold necklaces, bell bottom trouser or other ugly or unfashionable clothing, who entices young woman to dance with him, and who fails to do so repetitively but continues dancing night after night as if he was attractive, powerful and rich - which he is none of by appearance, reputation, and fact.
by Lawn Wolf August 8, 2023
Get the flash cuntmug. “Suck my dick you fucking bitch”
“I will leave”
“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times”
“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “
“I will leave”
“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times”
“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “
by Linus cunt tips May 11, 2021
Get the Linus cunt tipsmug. The act of having diarrhea and shitting on a vagina and proceeding to watch as both parties cop ants look on in horror, or in the act of making chocolate covered rice crispy treats with chocolate chips on top with vanilla frosting.
1. “My boyfriend wanted to make me a chocolatey cunt but I was so unsure of it, after he did it we had the best night of our lives!”
2. “My boyfriend and I decided to make chocolatey cunts! It was so amazing!”
2. “My boyfriend and I decided to make chocolatey cunts! It was so amazing!”
by GodMasterVinee October 20, 2017
Get the chocolatey cuntmug. 
"Jagath gives good head, he turned me gay"
"His mouth is so good"
"He tastes like cheese"
"Can I play clash royale with you?"
"Wanna give that homeless dude head? Yeah of course, share the love!"
"Jagath cunt is the name we give him after a good dick suck"
"His mouth is so good"
"He tastes like cheese"
"Can I play clash royale with you?"
"Wanna give that homeless dude head? Yeah of course, share the love!"
"Jagath cunt is the name we give him after a good dick suck"
by Mythic.gg Fanboy October 21, 2021
Get the Jagath Cuntmug. The acquired ability to act in a way that defies logic or normality to the general public, yet is revered to close mates who understand its profound reverence for which the term is endeared.
As the boys watched in plain view from the adjacent balcony, Jimmy strolled out into the sun, dick swinging in the wind and a look of intense focus.
After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.
Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.
After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.
Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
Get the Mad cuntmug.