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Red Distortion

A symptom of overdosing on red pills and sees every single thing as a conspiracy, or that a specific conspiracy encompasses everything in the world.
Owens thinks Israel is behind the killing of Charlie Kirk, she has red distortion. Help her with her EBT
by Groyper PM January 17, 2026
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Red Balloon

A large prolapsed anus as a result of pulling one's fist out, typically up to the elbow.
I was fisting Luis's anus and he got a crazy red balloon, it really freaked me out so I ran all the way to Burton Park.
by oofgod22 January 18, 2026
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Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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Red Rain of Pain

To make a girl squirt while she's on her period.
"I was with Kimberly during 'that' time of the month - Made her do the Red Rain of Pain."
by Flo The Zilla February 5, 2026
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dogboner red

The color of an erect canine phallus.

First used by Sam A. Miller aka Sam O'Nella
"... the flesh peels open to reveal a toothless mouth, dogboner red." ~Sam A. Miller in "Still Lost"
by oonir March 7, 2026
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2281 Red Rider

The railing of a red haired woman, whilst she is braced against a sewage collection pit. One foot must remain on the ground at all times.
“Hey Lauren, what’s up with the foul perfume and funny walk?”

“Christ, Mary… I just got my second 2281 red rider of the day!”
by Urine n’ body suits March 13, 2026
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