by anonymous May 8, 2023
Get the Chunky Monkeymug. by Heito November 26, 2022
Get the Book Monkeymug. A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
by Dandalorian December 15, 2022
Get the Monkey's Pawmug. by scooter133 June 15, 2016
Get the Monkey Armsmug. by Pammonkeyking December 19, 2018
Get the Pam-monkeymug. Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.
by Marion Morrison May 16, 2016
Get the Curb monkeymug. 