Anal sex on your lunch break.
by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shirting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.
by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 4, 2024

When you’re drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and start to black out but not fully, you’re definitely close but not quite; in the morning you’ll remember most of the night but there’s def gonna be some missing parts that you have no recollection of.
Last night I had too many shots of Fleichmans and I started to brown out, i remember falling down the stairs but my memory is pretty foggy after that because I was browning out.
by Casual_geeb December 12, 2020

A Brown Meteor is when you poop in a sock, then swing it around really fast, leaving a stench circle. To make it a Brown Comet, you need to let go and let it fly into a wall or person.
by DUNC3 March 4, 2025

An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017

by Jishwa's fren May 28, 2024

Very intelligent man with superb skillz all around the board. A sims brown is unique and cant be duplicated. Fine as all out doors sims browns get the attention of all the beautiful woman in the world. Sims brown is the king of town. He is an emperor He will npt be denied. He loves hard and is in love with a very beautiful Tiff.
by Tifftarl$ March 6, 2021
