brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

brown whistle

A Brown whistle is when a girl gives head after hard dirty anal

or

when a guy is giving a rim job and a girl sharts.

'I bought her dinner and she wouldn't even give me a Brown whistle

I would have gave him a brown whistle, but I didn't have any breathmints

For male : residue on mouth after lips come into contact with sharted rim.

For female : residue in/around mouth after penis is in contact with poopy anal.

by mistyvail April 19, 2014

Brown Banana

A person of color who is enamored with Asian culture. Often can be heard quoting My Hero Academia lines in Japanese, always throw up a peace sign when they take a photo, make homemade ramen and kimchi, and solely date people of an Asian persuasion.

Look at Israel snacking on dehydrated squid with his Korean girlfriend. He's such a brown banana.

by fatCHADDYdaddy July 8, 2023

sebastian brown

A kid that is chill doesn't talk but once you get to know him he is one of funniest,smartest, and coolest kids you'll ever meet also sexy

He is such a sebastian brown

by Fabian Oyoque March 22, 2017

brown-tank

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet.
also known as the poop-tank.

holy fuck! someone brown-tanked the toilets in the elementary school bathrooms!

by dieseleater December 21, 2008

brown crepe

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

by aragorn23 October 1, 2015

brown flame

1. A light and wispy unibrow.

Kit hasn't waxed betwixt the the eyebrows this week and his brown flame is apparent.

by brownbrownmanman February 11, 2015