grate that shit

Aim high, but shave off the most unrealistic of the high aim.

Take a cheese grater and grate off the goal instead of cheese.

Matt: "Man, this magazine of ours is going to have a branch everywhere!"

Carma: "True that, but grate that shit!"

by Carma Chiffon September 2, 2009

labor shits

Shitting all over as the result of pushing out a baby.

"Hey girl when you were having your baby did you poop?"
"Yea, i shit all over the place."
"Lol yea i got it on the doctor, he said "its ok just a case of the labor shits, happens all the time.""

by drspill315 April 17, 2010

Shit Films

A collection of films that involves fecal matter. Usually filthy homemade porno that ends with someone getting a steamer on their chest.

Wow Timmy!! Did you see your parents collection of shit films in the attic?

by FreedAffliction October 19, 2009

shit chat

The act of stealthily chatting with people on your laptop or phone, whilst taking a shit.

Jenni: Hey boyfriend, what are you doing right now?

Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.

Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!

by iconoguy December 12, 2009

Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011

Shit-beard

Shit-beard - Noun
Shit-beard; when someones deposits poo particles in your beard.

Rob Doxey farted in Greg Jones beard whilst on a night out in Hereford thus depositing poo particles in his pubic chops. Thus Greg Jones is Shit-beard / a Shit-beard

by senor roberto of uplyme da 1st December 1, 2010

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010