Penis

The male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

Me: Oh yea I have a penis
My friend: Thats gay

by uruaussie August 11, 2019

Penis

An extra appendage, mostly sported by men of the male equation. Penis are usually used as a self stimulating means to a happy end. But rarely do you find this appendage to find self satisfaction out of the opposing persons pleasure. Penises are always sucked but rarely will you find one that knows how to fuck!

Hey have you seen my 'penis'?

by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021

penis

something that you have that is very small

I have a Minuscule penis.

by OscarIsGayAF October 31, 2021

Penis

The ultimate battle weapon not to be confused with pen or is. Often used by lesbians as a dildo.

A: I love penis

B:Oh yeah I bought one off Amazon yesterday but I haven't tried it out yet.

by EpicPenisManIsAwesome March 27, 2019

Penis

A very large thing

Person 1: my penis is very large
Person 2: I don’t care Joe can we just play football

by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

Penis

The "Thing that goes into a girls pussy"

The penis is going so smoothly in to my hairy pussy daddy

by not a 9 year old October 18, 2021

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018