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Nut V-hug

(verb)- When one's nuts are hugged by one's vagina.
Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."
by lavendermalice August 3, 2011
mugGet the Nut V-hugmug.

No Nut November

The annual ritual that every man must participate during the month of November. The rules are simple:

-You cannot have sex, masturbate, or nut in any way, shape or form.
-Watching pornography and having boners are allowed, but you can’t nut.
-You are only allowed one wet dream. If you have more than one, then consider yourself out.
-You do not have 3 strikes; you only have one shot at it. If you miss it, you’re out.
-There are no No Nut November passes
-If you have passed the month with a total of 0 nuts, you are a victor and you shall qualify for Destroy Dick December (Not Recommended).
-Look, man, just don’t nut in 30 days.
Girl: Hey, you wanna go crazy tonight? ;)
Guy: Can't, I'm participating in NNN.
Girl: OMG, you don't want to have sex with me because you're doing that stupid internet challenge?! We're through!
Guy: Ok, ok, OK FINE! I'll make you go crazy, we can start from the top!
He later lost No Nut November that night.
by King Phil Swift November 9, 2021
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

DEPRESSED NUT

When you are engaging in coitus with any species and before the act can be committed the partner in question suspends coitus leaving you hard with no way to deal with it.
by nameofpsudo March 28, 2024
mugGet the DEPRESSED NUTmug.

Timmy No Nuts

"You know Timmy No Nuts?"
"cray !"
"cray !"
by Jacket77 July 27, 2021
mugGet the Timmy No Nutsmug.

Slut and nut

When you have sex with any willing participant and then both go your own way. You slut and then nut that's it.
"He was nothin but a slut and nut."
by Rbuteo December 16, 2022
mugGet the Slut and nutmug.

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