penis

that tiny thing you touch when your bored

Wow that car sure is loud.
Yeah, did you know there is a direct correlation between how loud your car is and penis size?
Wow his penis must be huge

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

small penis

a penis that’s smaller than 6”

“Dude my bf has such a small penis”

by champagnepapi2.0 November 14, 2021

homoorectuse penis

Were a a penis is so erect that it start to make you a gay faggit

omg you have a homoorectuse penis

by cracker slacker May 10, 2017

Micro Penis

a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis

Sam has a micro penis

by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021

Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise

Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it

by JAB0 January 20, 2019

PENIS WART

THAT SHIT'S FUCKING NUSTY

oh SHIT I DROPPED MY PENIS WART

by JAYJAYAJAYJAY SLIMEEE June 18, 2020

penis popper

Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.

Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,

normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.

My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.

"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.

by ice cream coño June 12, 2022