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Clamp Down

When an aggressive man (back in the days where women didn't have many rights before 1960s) and an unwilling woman to arrange a forced marriage, then shortly after its romanticized.

Basically things like "marriage will make an honest woman out of you" and bullshit like that
Her, (13 years old): John... please just listen to me! Please don't make us get a marriage! I'm not ready!
Him, (46 years old): MARY, WE GOTTA CLAMP DOWN.
by The penis puncher November 8, 2022
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down bad

someone who is so horrendously and depressingly horny in every aspect. they are just in a terrible place and doing stuff they should be clowned for.
gary:aye someone giving head for five dollars so i went and got some brain...
delvin:ah nigga you down bad bro
by i7 Phoenix March 30, 2021
mugGet the down badmug.

The upside down Mary Poppins

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.
by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022
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open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more
no thanks, open other celibate down
by shArtmaster2231sex May 4, 2025
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Hoot down

Other word for pipe down
by Papa Santoyo September 25, 2019
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Down bad

That Gio is so down bad
by Mike rodick 69 September 24, 2021
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Upside Down Magic School Bus

when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.
That woman is the love of my life, I think i'm gonna give her an upside down magic school bus.
by XXAIDZ69XX April 14, 2025
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