Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"
by Audrey Hepburn Bitches January 19, 2016
Get the royally butt fuckedmug. When you blackmail a person of male origin who does not want to be tattled on, so they prepare their schlong, nads, and sphincter for destruction by getting on their hands and knees with the legs spread while the perfectly angled foot of the extortionist (usually a smarter, older sister) football kicks the entire region into oblivion.
Sis - "I'm going to tell dad you broke his favorite tool!" Little bro - "NO, PLEASE DON'T!" Sis - "5 weenie-butt kicks and I won't." Little bro - *gets on hands and knees* Sis - "OOONNEEE!... TWOOOO!..." Little bro - *nads already gone from 2 weenie-butt kicks*
by omn1p0tent October 23, 2018
Get the Weenie-butt Kickmug. by FahQuewDewd April 5, 2021
Get the boston butt roastmug. Sticky to moderately wet feelings about the anus within a four-inch radius; directly related to doubts concerning whether a person has maybe shit their pants a little bit or has some kind of "butt leak". Those affected often experience symptoms including: anxiety, confusion, apprehension, inhibition, sudden loss of social-confidence, uncertainty towards whether their pants contain a "sticky-icky" mud-like substance. Victims often can be reassured by going to the bathroom and administering a "wipe-check". This courtesy-wipe can go one of two ways: 1) the toilet paper is unsoiled indicating a clean (yet sweaty) anus, or 2) the toilet paper is stained with a wet, sticky, muddish feces that must be removed if the victim is to return to their natural, unafflicted state.
After consuming his morning cup of hot coffee Greott walked to class only to discover he suddenly had Sticky-Icky Mud Butt. He knew that Sticky-Icky Mud Butt could be social suicide if recognized by his peers and that he may be in danger of being labeled "the smelly kid" or a person that "shits his pants". Having experienced this form of ostrification before he quickly went to the bathroom, hung his backpack on the back of the door, pulled down his pants and proceeded to wipe his butt-crack from the bottom up, observing the toilet paper for signs of sticky-icky mud. Thankfully the toilet paper was "clean" indicating moist feelings caused by heavy perspiration about the anus not a form of butt leak. "Probably caused by the hot coffee" he giggled to himself, and went back to class with the buoyancy back in his step.
by Party Crashers October 11, 2009
Get the Sticky-Icky Mud Buttmug. The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.
butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening
The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.
butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening
The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.
by some homeless man August 24, 2017
Get the butt penis nut holemug. A term you yell out when a friend/acquaintance has a ugly and/or fat girl talking to or flirting with him. The theory is that she's so ugly and/or fat that she has to step it up and chow some ass to make up for her lack of aesthetics.
Mainly for use in bars/clubs.
Mainly for use in bars/clubs.
by CrazyRay March 11, 2005
Get the She'll lick your buttmug. An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
Get the Anal Dwelling Butt Monkeymug.