The finger of the Lorm

When all your friends had a great night, but you only minorly enjoyed the evening.

Person 1: "Wow, so you all got laid? "
Person 2: "Well most of us did but Tijm only had the finger of the Lorm!"

by Cloacale uitstulping December 14, 2017

Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

by FFS Hungry Hippo April 17, 2022

Finger Macking

Finger Macking is when an individual uses their fingers to interact in a flirtatus mannor through keyboards, letters, and sign language.

I am not gonna go to the bar because I got this finger macking on lock

by Wherethewildkinzare September 22, 2015

poop fingered

pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea

“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”

by black nugget March 01, 2019

fingers of fire

When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure

Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.

by Dcookieboy April 03, 2016

I'm all fingers

When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.

(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!

by The Oppisop June 03, 2015

Five Finger Caress

The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.

“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”

“Dude, what the fuck?”

by Speedstermmm5 December 20, 2024