When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
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Get the arizona grilled cheese mug."Faucet cheese" is a term used to describe cheese dispensers designed to dispense liquid cheese. These dispensers typically feature a faucet-like mechanism that allows users to easily pour or drizzle liquid cheese onto their desired food items. This term is commonly employed in casual conversations or within the context of snack bars, concession stands, or venues where such dispensers are used to enhance the flavor of various dishes like nachos, hot dogs, or pretzels. The term playfully combines the concept of a faucet, a device for controlling the flow of liquid, with the cheesy nature of the substance being dispensed.
At the snack bar, Tim exclaimed, "I feel like a cheese artist with this faucet cheese! Move over, Picasso, I'm about to create a masterpiece on these nachos!"
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Get the Faucet Cheese mug.If you eat this cheese, you will develop a burp whereas is called "BBS" (Bruh burp syndrome).
So please, eat blue cheese, red cheese, yellow cheese, orange cheese, white cheese, JUST NOT BRUH CHEESE YOU WILL FUCKING BURP THE WORD "BRUH" FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAMN LIFE
So please, eat blue cheese, red cheese, yellow cheese, orange cheese, white cheese, JUST NOT BRUH CHEESE YOU WILL FUCKING BURP THE WORD "BRUH" FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAMN LIFE
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