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Time Displacement

- The effect of traveling faster than those around you. Especially when driving.
"I was doing some Time Displacement before the officer caught up with me. "

John used Time Displacement to get to the party before Paul.
by pocketspy October 28, 2013
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Cock time

What did you do this weekend?
I spend some quality cock time with my dad!
by BourgeoisieHater☭ September 29, 2024
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Groovy Time Posse

A large group of grad students at Penn State who drink away their worries every week (and usually multiple times per week) at a hole-in-the-wall bar. Generally only consists of science-minded grad students. (N.B. The "groovy" times do not always have to involve alcohol, and can, in fact, involve many different substances.)
Last night I went out with the Groovy Time Posse, and bitched about undergrads while taking tequila shots.
by NotAnUndergrad May 20, 2010
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“time stretchers"

Inmates who have a short sentence with an attitude problem & will provoke others serving long sentences.
Always try to avoid the “time stretchers".
by mybeccca October 1, 2024
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cuddy time

A situation in which cuddling turns into a more sexual adventure
Friend- So I heard you're going to cook for her?
Guy- yeah! Then we'll probably watch a movie.

Friend- Total cuddy time.
by Dirty D93 September 18, 2013
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Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
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laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.
We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.
by GlazeHer July 18, 2017
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