cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas October 24, 2008

hal brown

Pale, hairy, creepy, nerd. Resembles a guerrilla or big foot but in human form.

He's a "hal brown". I know, he needs to shaves of something.

by Sloaner Boaner December 8, 2017

brown shampooer

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)

My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer

by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

brown waterbottle

looks like shit but preppy people have them

karinas brown watterbottle is so ugly

brown waterbottle

by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022

MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu

A Big cuck who likes to get fucked by dudes

"Hi my name is MArcus brown quii quii quavious the third cousiton Dequavioun Lu and I like to get fucked by dudes" also my phone number is [phone]

by Chip ahoys April 28, 2024

brown rope

A rope indicates a leadership role in the military and is worn on the shoulder of a uniform. Brown rope is an unofficial leadership role that isn't indicated by a literal rope, but by a person who is known to be a dirt bag and is exemplary at being a dirt bag.

Airman Brown is a real dirt bag, brown rope. Unlike Airman Parry; she is the white rope holy guide on bearer.

by holy guide on bearer November 16, 2015

willow brown

A person who is super lazy and sleeps til noon. They never want to go out and explore and would rather stay in and watch Netflix.

Me: hey wanna go out tonight?
Them: no I rather stay in and sleep
Me: you are such a willow brown

by Kmart4 November 16, 2018