Brown Lexus

A slang term referring to the anus or poop-related matters, often used to describe something unpleasant or unattractive in a humorous or exaggerated manner. It is considered the "ugly rival" to the more glamorous "Pink Cadillac” symbolizing something far less desirable, both in appearance and association. A brown Lexus is typically used to describe situations, actions, or things that are dirty, unpleasant, or unrefined.

Example 1: "Man, I had the worst experience at that restaurant. I ended up with a brown Lexus situation after that meal."

Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

Brown paper

The brown tobacco paper around a black and mild cigar (used to roll weed with)
Rolling is referred to as “freaking” a black
(Black refers to a B&M cigar “black and mild”)

Brown paper - “yo I js rolled a gram in dis brown paper frm da black”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

Laird Brown

1) A very handsome man that you should give all your cash and banking info.

2) Somewhat funny
3) Somewhat insane

Hey, it's Laird Brown! Let's give him our credit cards.

by marcherlord November 29, 2024

Brown Wrecking Ball

A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.

Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?

Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.

Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!

Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!

by huddyballs May 13, 2025

kaitlyn brown

she is super pretty but shes super bipolar always ready to sleep and eat and loves hard she loves kittens she dont play about her monkey and she farts alot

kaitlyn brown is bittersweet but shes caring

by jayvaunsbestie June 30, 2023

Mrs Brown

DA fooniest pefrson ever am I right ha ha I can’t rn it is she is so funny taht I am so happt and laughing larry rn I can’t rn ha ha ha

"Mrs Brown's Boys is on"
"Now thats what I call quality."

by DespicableChuck February 11, 2021

The brown flashbang

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit

The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

by Funny goober April 25, 2022